MADONNA HAS RENTED OUT THE GAP BETWEEN HER TWO FRONT TEETH!!!!!!
The American singer, famous for her American pie, is not the first star to sign with Rent-A-Gap. Other stars include Jimmy Tarbuck, John Inman, Dickie Davies, Jimmy Hill and now Madonna. The queen of pop said "It's such a waste that the gap between my teeth is not helping people. Jimmy Tarbuck is god. Would people not be drinking Coca-cola if it wasn't for him?!"
The trend seems to be catching on. Other starts that want to be part of the new gap campaign include Britney Spears and Anne Robinson. Anne will be going into the 'Priory' next week to have her gap implanted by doctors. Dr. Rupert Cube said "Some gaps are made of silicone, some are made of air, but Madonna's is completely natural. It would be a criminal waste for advertisers not to use her space. There's a space there.......use it!"
Jimmy Tarbucks's space is still in popular demand and is currently advertising Gap clothing. His agent said " Jimmy has been making a killing for years. Madonna should watch him carefully.........he's a natural!"
The trend seems to be catching on. Other starts that want to be part of the new gap campaign include Britney Spears and Anne Robinson. Anne will be going into the 'Priory' next week to have her gap implanted by doctors. Dr. Rupert Cube said "Some gaps are made of silicone, some are made of air, but Madonna's is completely natural. It would be a criminal waste for advertisers not to use her space. There's a space there.......use it!"
Jimmy Tarbucks's space is still in popular demand and is currently advertising Gap clothing. His agent said " Jimmy has been making a killing for years. Madonna should watch him carefully.........he's a natural!"
